Debate On Malcolm's Shiftyness

Malcolm is so shifty...can't trust that face and shifty eyes T.T

And he doesn't even have glasses!!!
How many asians do you know don't have glasses?

That just proves my point that Malcolm is shifty cos no asians go without glasses XD

That Malcolm is such a shifty asian... look at his face..

Malcolm still has an asian accent, even though he was born in Australia.

I don't have glasses, but at least I don't have a shifty accent.

You're still a shifty short person with a shifty accent.

oooh i just thought of something, on a scale of one to Malcolm, how shifty are you?

[@ Malcolmz:]
At least I don't look like a penguin.
http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Penguin
What I'm trying to emulate atm. Don't those penguins look like Malcolmz clones?
[@Azn_noobie:]
Hm, considering the numerical value for 'Malcolm' breaks through all known datatypes...

LAWL WEN JIE U SHOULD CLICK ON THE LINK AND LOOK AT THE QUESTS XD LOLOL
@ charling, my graph was only a conservative estimate only since we can't plumb Malcolm's shiftiness cos it resembles the DEEP, DEEP OCEAN XD

How is this related to Malcolm's shiftyness???

It doesn't need to be - that's how far-reaching your shiftiness is

Don't bag Malcolm.

Right, we'll start bagging Clement instead. (200k resources to the first person who attacks Clement and wins)

If all our members acsed him, how do we split the reward? =/

Is this topic still being talked on???

YES!!

MALKOM IS SHIFTY!!!!!!!!!!

Especially with his new name... How shift was the change from 'c' to 'k'?

WTF!!! I DON'T EVEN GET HOW IT CHANGED!! SOMEONE TELL ME THE REASON!!

changing ur name from c to k now huh?........u get shiftier by the moment T.T *checks wallet and stuff to see if they still there*

It changed because it sounds much cooler.
Mal-Kom